#754 Clipping a fingernail too short
#754 Clipping a fingernail too short
What did your fingernails ever do to you, huh?
They don’t deserve this. Now, every time you scratch an itch, open a can of soda, or try to pry two LEGO pieces apart, you’ll be subjecting yourself to some serious nail bed nastiness.
Nice job torturing yourself, you goon.
UNAWESOME!
#755 Mamihlapinatapai
13#755 Mamihlapinatapai
From the Yaghan language in Tierra del Fuego, mamihlapinatapai is considered by The Guinness Book of World Records as one of the “most succinct” words.
In layman’s terms, there is no other word like mamihlapinatapai which shares the same meaning.
It’s definition? The word means “a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will offer something that they both desire but are unwilling to suggest or offer themselves.”
Yeah, you’ve totally been there.
UNAWESOME!
#756 When everyone in the room has a runny nose
#756 When everyone in the room has a runny nose
Here a sniff.
There a sniff.
Everywhere a sniff-sniff.
Now that we’re done singing, please, shut your damn nostrils.
UNAWESOME!
#757 Stomach growls
#757 Stomach growls
Hey, what’s going on down there? Cut it out, bowels.
You’re trying to take a test, everyone around you is quiet, and then your small intestine passes some Cocoa Puffs to the larger one. Gas gets moved around, things shift. I won’t get into the graphics.
But nonetheless, the sounds of early displeasure erupt from your tum-tum, and all eyes are on you. Now would be a good time to point the finger at the dude next to you.
UNAWESOME!
#758 Unopenable milk carton openings
#758 Unopenable milk carton openings
Give me. My milk.
Now! You ridiculous carton.
UNAWESOME!
